Eins, Zwei, Drei!

lingaring:

jetgreguar:

countkalvitus:

wickedcyan:

b4j33bus:

Be careful what you do with your erections.

Just watch it, it’s not what you think.

Whoa damn.

this was fucking tight god damn

this is one of the tightes videos iv ever seen

tastefullyoffensive:

Cats Knocking Stuff Over [video]

theivoryhonor:

Got my hair dyed and it went a little more platinum blonde than I planned but whatever I guess.
Yay or nay? Should I keep it?

theivoryhonor:

Got my hair dyed and it went a little more platinum blonde than I planned but whatever I guess.

Yay or nay? Should I keep it?

Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice or just have a nice chat.

theoncomingjohnlock:

soothesyou:

Hover over the first letter of your first name.

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z

It’s like, nice nice nice D nice nice L nice nice nice nice.

sniffling:

sunsetsinfastforward:

Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.

some of these might actually be helpful but please do not put your fruit in the dishwasher everyone will be pissed off please

zeroyalviking:

threecheersforbuttrevenge:

I TRIED TO PRINT A PHOTO OF A BABY BUT MY PRINTER RAN OUT OF INK AND I CAN’T STOP SCREAMING

It’s Android 19…

zeroyalviking:

threecheersforbuttrevenge:

I TRIED TO PRINT A PHOTO OF A BABY BUT MY PRINTER RAN OUT OF INK AND I CAN’T STOP SCREAMING

It’s Android 19…

theivoryhonor:

hahaha im sad